If Lions' quarterback Jared Goff were a dog, what dog would he be in the 2025 Puppy Bowl? We have our answer
The 2025 Puppy Bowl is going down on Animal Planet on Sunday at 2:00 PM ET. The game is personally one of my favorite things to watch every year because who wouldn't want to watch puppies run around and play? Of course, it also comes the with feeling that I must adopt every puppy in […]
The 2025 Puppy Bowl is going down on Animal Planet on Sunday at 2:00 PM ET. The game is personally one of my favorite things to watch every year because who wouldn't want to watch puppies run around and play?
Of course, it also comes the with feeling that I must adopt every puppy in the world as I try to explain to my wife that moving out of Detroit and getting a large farm in the country with hundreds of puppies would be a good thing for us. She agrees by the way.
This year there are two dogs named after current NFL players. There's Paws Allen who is named after Bills quarterback Josh Allen and there's Dee-Bone Samuel who is obviously named after 49ers receiver Deebo Samuel.
The dog breeds that these two dogs seem to really match the type of player the player is. Like a labrador retriever for Josh Allen? You can't tell me that doesn't make all the sense in the world.
This made me throw aside all the important things I need to do in life and spend the weekend trying to figure out what dog Lions quarterback Jared Goff would be if he played in the Puppy Bowl.
I really racked my brain on this, but then when I went to let my dogs back inside, I realized the answer was two yards over the entire time. Jared Goff is a husky. Specifically the husky from two yards over. Here's why:
Every day we let our dogs Ruby and Marla out and Ruby will sit by the fence just obsessed with this husky. She barks at him and spins around for him and all of that. We joke that she has a crush on him and that she's being too much of a "pick me girl" out there.
The thing is that with all this noise and all this pressure that Ruby is putting on this husky, he never barks back. Most of the time he doesn't even look at her. He is just unphased by the noise.
To me that's Goff. After a year of noise and pressure being put on him, the guy never cracked. It never stifled him. Even in the face of pass-rushing pressure, we've seen him get better. He could get sacked multiple times a game and turn the ball over and it does not phase him or deter him from what his goal is and that is to win.
Even if the win doesn't happen, he still just remains the same guy every single day and it doesn't matter what the noise is. Just like the Husky. He's going to do his thing in his own yard and it doesn't matter what the insane Goldendoodle from two yards over is saying to him.
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