The Dallas Cowboys sneak dissed Micah Parsons during their hilarious 2026 schedule release video as Packers matchup gets an official date
The Dallas Cowboys took shots at everyone in their 2026 season schedule release video, but they hit their diss directed toward Micah Parsons.
For years, the Dallas Cowboys’ social media presence was very… let’s say professional.
In an era where social media teams are willing to cross lines for the purpose of comedy and engagement, the Cowboys remained very traditional and played it by the book. But that’s changing, and their 2026 season schedule release is the best example yet.
In it, the Cowboys put offensive linemen Tyler Smith, Tyler Guyton, and Tyler Booker and let them have fun at the expense of every team around the league. The three made up the “Tyler Intelligence Agency” and exposed fictional confidential missions for Tylers around the league. And they took shots.
We’re talking shots at Tyler Loop for missing a season-ending field goal, at Jayden Daniels’ relationship with his mom, and George Kittle for being scared of the electrical substation theory in San Francisco. You should really watch the eight-minute video if you haven’t. It’s genuinely funny.
But while most of these disses were out in the open for everyone to catch, they took the sneak diss route with the Green Bay Packers and Micah Parsons. For better or worse.
Cowboys sneak diss Micah Parsons
In the video, Cowboys poke some fun at the Packers for being a publicly-owned team as the Tylers conspire to make their stock price crash. The true easter egg, however, isn’t mentioned by anyone but still shows up on the screen. You can catch the screenshot below.
A made-up chart showing the Packers stock price (GBP) crashing down is conveniently positioned in a training table. Why does that matter? It’s the training table where Parsons infamously laid down during a preseason game before being traded away to Green Bay.
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has previously cited that moment as one of the tipping points of the team’s failed negotiations with Parsons.
Obviously, this is just the social media team having some fun. Parsons laying down on that table was one of the most controversial moments of his time with the Cowboys, and I can’t blame them for having some fun with it.
On a more serious note, the Cowboys will visit the Green Bay Packers in Week 6 on Sunday Night Football.
The timing isn’t a coincidence. Parsons is expected to start the season on PUP, which would mean he needs to miss at least four games. Setting the matchup for Week 6 means Parsons will likely be back for a revenge game against his former team following an epic 40-40 tie in 2025.