Detroit Lions Schedule Release: Making the head coach of all the Lions’ opponents action figures of bad guys from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Taking a look at what every opposing head coach the Lions will face this year as action figures of villians from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Every year, all 32 teams from the NFL do something fun during schedule release, and I don’t usually get involved with that stuff beyond watching it and laughing. Then our Titans writers made this fun thing where all the head coaches their team is facing are bald. So it made me want to do something.
So I made all the Detroit Lions’ opposing head coaches into action figures of villains from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Mostly because I have a lot of them in my office, and it inspired me. Let’s get into it.
Week 1: Saints head coach Kellen Moore as Baxter Stockman

Week 2: Bills head coach Joe Brady as Bebop

Week 3: Jets head coach Aaron Glenn as Rock Steady

Week 4: Panthers head coach Dave Canales as Anthrax

Week 5: Cardinals head coach Mike LaFleur as Rat King

Week 7: Packers head coach Matt Lafleur as Krang

Week 8: Vikings head coach Kevin O’Connell as Lord Dregg

Week 9: Dolphins head coach Jeff Hafley as Leatherhead

Week 10: Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel as Scumbag

Week 11: Buccaneers head coach Todd Bowles as Rahzar

Week 12: Bears head coach Ben Johnson as Shredder

Week 13: Falcons head coach Kenvin Stefanski as Tokka

Week 14: Titans coach Robert Saleh as Krang’s Exo-Suit

Week 16: Giants head coach John Harbaugh as General Traag

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